“Svakom ko kaže da je ovo “lakši put” za porođaj, pokušajte da i sami imate ranu u abdomenu koju potom treba zašiti dok osećate kao da će svi vitalni organi da vam poispadaju”
Jedna mama je odlučila da svoje iskustvo sa carskim rezom podeli sa javnošću i kaže o čemu se tu zapravo radi:
– Ovo možda i nije moj najbolji ugao (a možda i jeste?) ali ko ne bi uslikao selfi par sati nakon porođaja kako bi svi videli kako su vas otvorili i iz vas izvukli potpuno novo biće? Evo kako ja zaista izgledam samo par sati nakon carskog reza. Svakom ko kaže da je ovo “lakši put” za porođaj, pokušajte da i sami imate ranu u abdomenu koju potom treba zašiti dok osećate kao da će svi vitalni organi da vam poispadaju. Mislim, sve je to super dok još radi epiduralna.
– Nakon toga osećate se kao da vas je udario autobus a potom se vratio da vas još jednom pregazi. A ako ne birate savršen tajming da uzimate tablete protiv bolova tačno kada jednoj prestane delovanje, onda ćete poželeti da ste mrtvi. Svako ko je imao carski rez zna da ste osuđeni na gaće sa dubokim strukom i steznike jer nikako drugačije ne možete da sakrijete ožiljak. Ali nikad to ne bih menjala, jer sam ovim putem dobila svoje bebe koje možda ne bi bile sa mnom da je porođaj tekao prirodnim putem – poručila je novopečena mama.
Look I know it might not be my best angle (or is it?) 😂 but who wouldn’t take selfies hours post birth so they can see where they sliced you open and yanked out a whole person 🙋🏼 (if you couldn’t tell I still couldn’t see past my still inflated uterus) 🙈 This is what you really look like a few hours post c-section 🗡 To anyone who thinks it’s the easy way out, we’ll try having a 6 inch gash in your abdomen like a gutted shark 🦈 who had the body parts of the surfer 🏄🏼 it ate retrieved! That’s then sewn back together with fishing wire while it feels like your vital organs are trying to escape! I mean sure, everything is 🌈 and 🍭 till the spinal wears off! After that it’s like you’ve been hit by a bus 🚌 which then backed over you just to make sure it didn’t miss you the first time! If you don’t time the Endone exactly before the previous lot wore off then you will most certainly know you are alive (while wishing you were dead) ☠️ and worst of all you’ll feel as if you’ll spend your entire life wearing nanna 👵 knickers up around your waist because the thought of anything settling in the canyon between your gut and pubic region is the stuff nightmares are made of 👻🙅🏼 Anyone who’s ever had c section knows that you’ll forever be dependant on your friends Nancy, Dr 90210 and Spanx because you cannot for the life of you get rise of the ditch that is left by the scar 🙄 But for all the skin tight Kookai dresses I bought while pregnant 🤰🏼 that now make me look like I have a Kangaroo pouch – I wouldn’t change it! Because if it wasn’t for the ability to deliver my babies 👶🏼 this way they might not be here today 🙌🏻 plus I recon getting cut from A to B sounds way worse 😷🤕
A evo ih i njene bebe:
So how’s the whole no dummy thing going you ask? Well unfortunately no thumbs up will be given! We’ve removed all illegal contraband from the house and the toddler is having epic and dramatic withdrawals (the baby is fine she doesn’t even care or noticed) 😂 Annabelle has always been a huge dummy addict and we prob stuffed up letting her have it passed age one 😒 I don’t even know it’s so hard to know what’s right or wrong 🙄 I tried to tell myself “she grow out of it” and “she won’t go to school with it” but her obsession with its gone beyond! It was hard because Teddy had one but we’ve just cold Turkeyed them both! The baby is asleep no worries 😴 the toddler is screaming “MUMMMMMMMMMMYYYY” at the top of her lungs for the last two hours 😑 with no sign of giving up! Pls send halppppps and wine 🍷😫 where’s that TV nanny lady when you need her to just tell you to “suck it up and don’t give in” 😂 And please keep your judgement to yourself, I’ve repeatedly been trolled about my three year old having a dummy and yeh okay it’s not the best look but she’s my kid so you’ve got nothing to worry about, it doesn’t effect you!
AND WE ARE OFF!!! ✈️ A little anxious about the long flight with both girls but mostly SAAAA EXCITED!! Thailand here we come 🇹🇭 Annabelle dressed herself today and is apparently attending a dress up party as Kim From Kath and Kim 😂🤦🏼♀️ #pinklycraforthewin But it’s 37 degrees in Bangkok so at least she won’t be hot 😂☀️🔥 And of course token tourist takeoff photo 👨👩👧👦✌🏻 . . . But if anyone has any tips for keeping kids entertained on long flights, let me know 😂🙋🏼